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Funny Motorcycle Quotes that Will Leave You in Stitches.

When some people are afraid, they fall apart while others get exhilarated. If you have ever been closer with a biker, you will not believe how their faces light up when they are going fast. The riders also have some wicked sense of humor. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesnt work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. -Emo Phillips. Emo Philips happens to be the one-liner master. Even though he writes about a bike, we can safely assume that it is a motorcycle. If you have interacted with motorcycle riders then you know that they rarely seek permission. This is a quote that speaks to many of the motorcycle riders. Note to self: Never ride a motorcycle in stilettos and a miniskirt. -Maggie Grace. This is one of those quotes that receive as much love as hate and it is good to include. Maggie Grace brings to mind how unsafe it is to ride a motorcycle without the right attire. You can check here for more information about the causes of motorcycle accidents. This is also one of those things that you need to learn about fashion when you are a female motorcycle rider. You can expect a compelling sillhouette for a rider who is in a sexy outfit that is undercut. In a controlled environment like in movie sets, this is a great thing.

I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair. -Eric Bana. You will have to shift your beauty ideals when you become a motorcycle rider. Your mind will be preoccupied with function and speed as opposed to form and your style. Eric Bana is a former Hulk actor and he brings to attention the fact that the style that looks horrible to the average person will be a norm in the motorcycle riding community. Any rider will find helmet hair sexy. You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle! -Dan Aykroyd.

Dan Aykroyd is a comedian who was appearing on Saturday Night Live. As opposed to being in a car, there is nothing enclosing you when you are driving which is why riding a motorcycle will give you a kind of freedom that will not come with riding a car. The rush makes all your troubles disappear. This is a great thing to beat the blues on occassions when you cant put a finger on what is troubling you.

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